This Valentine’s Day, Adapt Your Favorite Old Guy
You qualify for a Valentine’s Day adaption if you love, admire, and want to show how much you care for an old guy in your life.
Why adaption and not adoption
Because change is often hard for old guys. Many have been ‘soap and water’ guys their whole life. Adding face toner and facial oil to their daily habits might be a stretch.
That’s why our simple two-product program takes less than a minute.
He can adapt to that.
With adaption, every time he applies Old Guy Skincare, he thinks of you.
If you adopted him, he’d think of you and then come up with something else to ask…
Your call.
And finally
Your old guy may need a little encouragement.
He may immediately say, “I’m not an old guy.”
Humor him.
Tell him to try it just for you.
That’s the adapt part.
The Old Guy Adaption Program
Order it.
Decide whether he can handle the whole program (45-60 seconds of a new habit) or if you want to start him with just one product. Dew It! is just like applying an after shave, except you spritz it on your whole face. Soak It Up! is just pumping one dollop on your hand and rubbing it gently onto your face. Not rocket science, but science that makes you feel good.
We’ll send it.
When you order your product(s), there will be an open field where you can write a note. We’ll print it on a simple Valentine’s Day card, and include that with the order when we send it. If you get flack for your efforts, blame us. Tell him we made you do it.
He’ll get it.
The package will arrive at its destination. If you haven’t given him any warning, he’ll open it up and have a reaction. Not going to project what it will be. But the note you wrote should help. Tell him no one else needs to know. What happens at the sink, stays at the sink. If he uses it, his skin will feel it. And pretty soon “he’ll get” why you turned him onto Old Guy Skincare.